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The above United States political map accurately reflects the 2010 election results for state governor.

The following list shows the results of the 2010 elections for the 50 U.S. states, along with each governor's political affiliation - Democrat (D), Republican (R) or Independent (I).

STATE NAME ........................... GOVERNOR

ALABAMA ...................................................... Robert Bentley (R)

ALASKA ........................................................ Sean Parnell (R)

ARIZONA ....................................................... Jan Brewer (R) *

ARKANSAS ..................................................... Mike Beebe (D)

CALIFORNIA ................................................... Jerry Brown (D) *

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“Well, let me tell you something; I knew Thomas Jefferson. He was a friend of mine and Governor. . . . You're no Thomas Jefferson!” -Ronald Regan

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COLORADO ..................................................... John Hickenlooper (D)

CONNECTICUT ................................................ Dan Malloy (D) *

DELAWARE ..................................................... Jack Markell (D)

FLORIDA ........................................................ Rick Scott (R)

GEORGIA ........................................................ Nathan Deal (R)

HAWAII .......................................................... Neil Abercrombie (D) *

IDAHO ........................................................... Butch Otter (R)

ILLINOIS ........................................................ Pat Quinn (D)

INDIANA ........................................................ Mitch Daniels (R)

IOWA ............................................................ Terry Branstad (R) *

KANSAS ......................................................... Sam Brownback (R) *

KENTUCKY ...................................................... Steve Beshear (D) *

LOUISIANA ..................................................... Bobby Jindal (R) *

MAINE ........................................................... Paul LePage (R) *

MARYLAND ..................................................... Martin O'Malley (D)

MASSACHUSETTS ............................................ Deval Patrick (D)

MICHIGAN ...................................................... Rick Snyder (R) *

MINNESOTA ................................................... Mark Dayton (D) *

MISSISSIPPI ................................................... Haley Barbour (R)

MISSOURI ...................................................... Jay Nixon (D) *

MONTANA ...................................................... Brian Schweitzer (D)

NEBRASKA ...................................................... Dave Heineman (R)

NEVADA ......................................................... Brian Sandoval (R)

NEW HAMPSHIRE ............................................. John Lynch (D)

NEW JERSEY ................................................... Chris Christie (R) *

NEW MEXICO .................................................. Susan Martinez (R) *

NEW YORK ..................................................... Andrew Cuomo (D)

NORTH CAROLINA ............................................ Beverly Perdue (D)

NORTH DAKOTA .............................................. Jack Dalrymple (R)

OHIO ............................................................ John Kasich (R) *

OKLAHOMA .................................................... Mary Fallin (R) *

OREGON ........................................................ John Kitzhaber (D)

PENNSYLVANIA ............................................... Tom Corbett (R) *

RHODE ISLAND ................................................ Lincoln Chafee (I) *

SOUTH CAROLINA ............................................ Nikki Haley (R)

SOUTH DAKOTA ............................................... Dennis Daugard (R)

TENNESSEE .................................................... Bill Haslam (R) *

TEXAS ........................................................... Rick Perry (R)

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UTAH ............................................................. Gary Herbert (R)

VERMONT ....................................................... Peter Shumlin (D) *

VIRGINIA ........................................................ Bob McDonnell (R) *

WASHINGTON ................................................. Christine Gregoire (D)

WEST VIRGINIA ............................................... Earl Ray Tomblin (D)

WISCONSIN .................................................... Scott Walker (R) *

WYOMING ...................................................... Matt Mead (R) *

(* = Affiliation changed since last election.)

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