FUNNY VALENTINE POEMS
A local U.S. newspaper ran a competition asking for funny Valentine poems with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:
I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. ***
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace. If only you could hide your face.
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You are my true love, the light of my life. No one can match you. Not even my wife.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.
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I love your smile, your face, your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My luv is like a red, red rose but rashes clear up, I suppose.
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I see your face when I am dreaming. That is why I wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell."
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What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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