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PRINTABLE CERTIFICATE: ATHLETIC AWARDShown below is a free printable certificate for an "All-Star Athlete." This award can be used for anything from athletic improvement to winning a sporting event, or any other unique physical accomplishment. Perfect for any school or organization, this award is a great way to show appreciation for those who have earned it. Simply right click on the image, select SAVE from your drop-down menu, and save the image to your picture file for future use. Then stock your printer with your favorite stationery paper, and print out the award. Click on the link below for access to an assortment of other free printable items. These include puzzles, coloring pages, sheet music, and pretty much all things printable. Just for fun, here's a list of some of America's weirdest awards: 1) GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARD Each year dozens of crappy films appear in movie theatres for no apparent reason. The Golden Raspberry Awards (a.k.a. Razzies) pay sarcastic tribute to these cinematic disasters, and the actors who love them. The Razzies are aired every year just before the Academy Awards, to celebrate the worst in film from the previous year. Categories include Worst Directing, Worst Screenplay, Worst Acting, Worst Sequel, Worst Screen Couple and Worst New Star. 2) BAD SEX IN FICTION AWARD Pretty much as it sounds, this "prize" is awarded to writers of the most gratuitous literary sexual content and the suckiest romance novels. 3) STELLA AWARD This distinction is awarded for the most outrageous or frivolous lawsuits that actually went to court. One awardee was a Michael Jordan look-a-like who sued Jordan and Nike for 832 million dollars in damages for stealing his image. Another was some jackass claiming to be God, who sued two magicians (David Copperfield and David Blaine) for using “God like powers” that he felt should be reserved only for himself.
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